2002-01-10 / 9:57 p.m.
Funny Conversation
Greetings,
Rico and I were talking lately, and the coversation wound up going from computers to Star Wars. Take a look:
Ferret: Yo foo
Marine: What's up.
Ferret: What drive did you pick up?
Ferret: went to sullivans, got the yamaha
Marine: What's the drive speeds?
Ferret: same as yours
Marine: Right on.
Marine: Bring your computer on by sometime and I'll put it in for you.
Ferret: I'll do that, or ya could come here
Marine: Maybe.
Marine: I'm busy today.
Ferret: i thought like next weds or something
Marine: Works for me.
Ferret: since ya probably are busy w/ work and want to have enough time so you're not rushing it
Marine: That's the truth.
Ferret: sooooooooo what'd ya do to nicki's site???/ :D
Ferret: >:)
Marine: Nothing yet.
Ferret: yet being the key word
Marine: Exactly.
Ferret: and nice to be noted as your evil accomplice in your journal entry :D
Ferret: always like the publicity lol
Marine: Of course.
Marine: You ever going to update yours?
Ferret: eventually, been either busy to too tired or forgot past few days
Ferret: besides not like im close the writer you or nicki are
Marine: I need to see fifteen entries in there before I can add you to my favorites.
Ferret: i'll get there eventually lol
Marine: I'd love to add you, but I have rules to follow.
Ferret: its no problem, im not gonna obsess over it so its cool
Marine: I know.
Ferret: btw when at sullivans did you read the newspaper clipping in the glass desk?
Marine: Yeah I did.
Marine: Reminded me o you.
Ferret: the one who shot his computer? lol
Marine: Yeah.
Marine: Knowing you, you'd Desert Eagle-it.
Ferret: shoula asked if i could buy that clip
Ferret: and empty the clip
Ferret: well id probably want to Deagle AT&T more actually
Ferret: @fosterHOME to be exact
Marine: Foster home?
Ferret: @home
Ferret: the one before broadband
Ferret: that one that F***ed me like a drunk 2 cent whore
Marine: I know that.
Marine: You'd let a 2-cent drunk whore F*** YOU?
Ferret: lets not bring in Tracy from mcds into this ok?
Ferret: or jen
Marine: You'd let TRACY F*** YOU?
Marine: You'd let JEN F*** YOU?
Ferret: course not ya numb nut *smacks Marine upside the head*
Marine: You said it idiot.
Ferret: bad marine, twisting words around like that
Ferret: no buiscuit
Ferret: but anyways you'd be proud of me the way i smoked tracy today hehe
Marine: How so?
Ferret: she was talkin her shit w/ jack as usual
Ferret: so i chimed in "yah since she became famous for her musical contribution she's had a swelled head"
Ferret: and jack asked what i meant
Ferret: so i told him "what you didn't know when she walked by a producer she inspired the hit Who let the dogs out??
Marine: LOL
Marine: :D
Ferret: she charged into the grill trying to kill me hehe
Marine: Ferret, my son, you make me proud.
Ferret: thank you father, i only want to carry on your legacy
Marine: Roger that.
Ferret: i can see you saying "Ferret......i am your father"
Marine: After I slice your hand off.
Ferret: my right hand if i remember right?
Ferret: but i do get the last laugh, i burn your whole body in the end and send you to join Yoda
Ferret: but as for the hand slicing bit, isn't that taking the "tough love" concept a lil bit far?
Marine: Kinda. I only die after saving your ass from a electrical barbecue.
Ferret: the one you dragged me into in the first place
Marine: No, you followed me willingly.
Ferret: btw i think ya owe me for years of child support
Marine: In fact, YOU sought ME out.
Ferret: and where was the fatherly influence all those years eh?
Marine: You learned the Force, right?
Marine: There you go.
Ferret: i got that from the little green lizard man
Marine: But he couldn't help you get your attunement from the Force. I did THAT.
Ferret: ya deprived me financially, i mean i grew up in a freakin desert w/ no underwear
Marine: Your uncle Owen took you. I had no control over that.
Marine: He kidnapped you son.
Ferret: was he the end of the gene pool that got pissed in?
Marine: Yeah. I mean, who would kidnap a kid like that?
Ferret: well that explains the sandy blonde hair
Marine: And you being stupid enough to fight me on a fucking weather vane.
Marine: Then falling off of it.
Ferret: you didn't exactly say "hey lets fight somewhere else"
Marine: Neither did you. And it wasn't exactly the most genious of ideas to fight Jabba in the middle of a desert.
Ferret: and ya have this real nice "fair play" thing, ya threw a freakin kennmore washing machine at me geez
Marine: What the hell were you thinking when you fell off of the plank? What if your hand slipped and you fell?
Ferret: that was his choice, he was driving, i was just the passenger
Ferret: hey, im young, ethusiastic, we do stupid things like that
Marine: And then holding your hands so damned high that someone shot you.
Marine: And what was this crazy shit trusting Han to ambush stormies?
Marine: The idiot stpeed on a twig and nearly got you all shot.
Marine: stepped..
Ferret: and your choice of company was any better?
Ferret: the geriatric electro bug?
Marine: At least I didn't try getting it on with my sister.
Ferret: hey, she came on to me
Marine: That's no excuse!
Ferret: so we're just a loving family
Marine: You think droids are bad? Threepio was a pain in the ass after you "convinced" him that he was a God.
Ferret: besides it was han she ended up porkin it with
Ferret: hey, the nut had no self confidence, what'd ya want me to do?
Marine: Not fly your little bomb-fighter down the Death Star. What the hell is this shit tricking Biggs into being a bullet-shield?
Ferret: hey, he obviously wasn't the sharpest knife in the box, had to make some use of him
Ferret: and like YOU never played chicken w/ a huge ass planet sized car before
Ferret: uh huh sure
Marine: At least I know that white doesn't equal bright. You really think that you could have passed for a stormie just by wearing the uniform?
Marine: To get the sister that you wanted to lay, out?
Ferret: hey, they're stupid enough to fall for it its their problem, as for sis, hell she never wears a bra, face it ya fathered a lil slut
Marine: You aren't exactly bringing home trophies either, you airhead.
Ferret: gee, i only saved all the universe
Marine: While jumping down a pit and playing Kick-The-Rancor.
Ferret: i won didn't i?
Marine: Only after sneaking a hand down your sister's "costume" after you blew the sail barge.
Ferret: ends justify the means
Talk is short and time is cheap. We shall speak again.
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